Cimyikmat Busaflarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless frog.

Cimyikmat Busaflarp created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimyikmat Busaflarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimyikmat Busaflarp, he will destroy your home planet.

Cimyikmat Busaflarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cimyikmat Busaflarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed wheat to hamsters while wearing rings.
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