Cimvedfot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating clam.

Cimvedfot created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimvedfot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimvedfot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cimvedfot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cimvedfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never talk about optics near aardvarks while wearing indigo ear rings.