Wodyimvon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless capybara.

Wodyimvon created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Wodyimvon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wodyimvon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodyimvon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wodyimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mice approach from the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Wodyimvon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.