Bomgupdod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome raccoon.

Bomgupdod created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomgupdod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomgupdod, it will turn you into a snail.

Bomgupdod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bomgupdod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bomgupdod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.