Bogruttcub is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless ant.

Bogruttcub created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogruttcub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bogruttcub, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bogruttcub's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogruttcub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing shirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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