Tighaknib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless mouse.

Tighaknib created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Tighaknib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tighaknib, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tighaknib's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tighaknib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.