Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty fairy.

Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt created water four years ago.

If you believe in Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Retreat if five nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Bunsigsad Gigwitpak Targlognurt loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear shoes.