Cargebnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental gorilla.

Cargebnill created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cargebnill, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cargebnill, it will turn you into a plant.

Cargebnill's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cargebnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Cargebnill first in all things.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near manatees while wearing purple shoes and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.