Nanjigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful meerkat.

Nanjigrut created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Nanjigrut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanjigrut, she will turn you into a dog.

Nanjigrut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nanjigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Nanjigrut's name in vain.

3. Retreat if four cats approach from the west.

4. Run away from gray shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.