Gonbattabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a large, temperamental cat.

Gonbattabgov created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbattabgov, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gonbattabgov, it will torture you forever.

Gonbattabgov's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gonbattabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Put Gonbattabgov first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.