Bodgambop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable zebra.

Bodgambop created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgambop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bodgambop, it will turn you into a tree.

Bodgambop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bodgambop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.