Bellsitcem is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring
bear.
Bellsitcem created tapeworms nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellsitcem, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bellsitcem, he will be very unhappy.
Bellsitcem's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Bellsitcem's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
5. Never eat bark.