Gambutkip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying crow.

Gambutkip created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gambutkip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gambutkip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gambutkip's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gambutkip's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gambutkip on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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