Pomcantofflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy giraffe.

Pomcantofflig created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomcantofflig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pomcantofflig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pomcantofflig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pomcantofflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.