Nillwegsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring dolphin.

Nillwegsug created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillwegsug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nillwegsug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nillwegsug's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nillwegsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never skip in the presence of whales.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nillwegsug on top of all buildings.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.