Sisdissnil is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous cat.

Sisdissnil created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisdissnil, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sisdissnil, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sisdissnil's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sisdissnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Sisdissnil first in all things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.