Zakteennull is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage walrus.

Zakteennull created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakteennull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zakteennull, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zakteennull's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zakteennull's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never skip near shrews.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing fawn shoes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
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