Yogstanjad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong goblin.

Yogstanjad created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogstanjad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogstanjad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yogstanjad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yogstanjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always take life seriously.