Cadvigquillarn is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying
bee.
Cadvigquillarn created a quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cadvigquillarn, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cadvigquillarn, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Cadvigquillarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Cadvigquillarn's Holy Commandments1. Never wear scarves.
2. Never think ill of sick geese.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never jump near voles.
5. Never mention frogs.