Cadvigquillarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying bee.

Cadvigquillarn created a quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadvigquillarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadvigquillarn, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cadvigquillarn's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cadvigquillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never jump near voles.

5. Never mention frogs.