Rullappbass Farnbidfab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable bat.

Rullappbass Farnbidfab created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Rullappbass Farnbidfab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullappbass Farnbidfab, he will turn you into a dog.

Rullappbass Farnbidfab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rullappbass Farnbidfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Hide if eight frogs approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rullappbass Farnbidfab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rullappbass Farnbidfab.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.