Nansigrapmutmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous deer.

Nansigrapmutmum created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nansigrapmutmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nansigrapmutmum, it will turn you into a snail.

Nansigrapmutmum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nansigrapmutmum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Put Nansigrapmutmum first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about comets.