Nansigrapmutmum is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous
deer.
Nansigrapmutmum created the solar system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nansigrapmutmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nansigrapmutmum, it will turn you into a snail.
Nansigrapmutmum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Nansigrapmutmum's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Put Nansigrapmutmum first in all things.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never think about comets.