Fedvegkan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil crane.

Fedvegkan created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedvegkan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedvegkan, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fedvegkan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fedvegkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.