Lidtig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy hare.

Lidtig created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lidtig, she will turn you into a slug.

Lidtig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lidtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Lidtig's name in vain.

3. Lidtig loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not shave your legs.