Hontamcisshiv is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic
butterfly.
Hontamcisshiv created the world six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hontamcisshiv, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Hontamcisshiv, it will turn you into a sheep.
Hontamcisshiv's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Hontamcisshiv's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not run in public.
3. Do not hurt swans.
4. Run away from yellow tortoises, for they are unholy.
5. Run away if three moths approach from the north.