Kenlikfon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-knowing camel.

Kenlikfon created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlikfon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kenlikfon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kenlikfon's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kenlikfon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Kenlikfon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about stars.