Vadtettikad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust guinea pig.

Vadtettikad created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadtettikad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadtettikad, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vadtettikad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vadtettikad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Vadtettikad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five copper spheres on your arms.

4. Do not keep seven otters in a large pit.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.
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