Bogsidkanfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust guinea pig.

Bogsidkanfem created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsidkanfem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogsidkanfem, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogsidkanfem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bogsidkanfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green ear rings.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.