Doggigpin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering hippopotamus.

Doggigpin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggigpin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doggigpin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Doggigpin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Doggigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help goats.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
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