Taffutgubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient wombat.

Taffutgubbog created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffutgubbog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Taffutgubbog, she will manifest in front of you.

Taffutgubbog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Taffutgubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing red dresses.