Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy crow.

Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lamgatnutt Mistailkombet's name in vain.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.