Dot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous hyena.

Dot created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not cook food in pots.