Komxucbus is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, fast horse.

Komxucbus created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komxucbus, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komxucbus, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Komxucbus' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Komxucbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. You must pray to Komxucbus five times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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