Mitcibbit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking crocodile.

Mitcibbit created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcibbit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitcibbit, she will curse you with boils.

Mitcibbit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mitcibbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Mitcibbit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.
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