Milmotsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate camel.

Milmotsas created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milmotsas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Milmotsas, she will throw large rocks at you.

Milmotsas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Milmotsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Milmotsas.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.