Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate wyrm.

Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gigsakapp Nurlqueeglik.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.