Bassfligstan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy slug.

Bassfligstan created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfligstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bassfligstan, it will turn you into a mole.

Bassfligstan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bassfligstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your back.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not chop down trees.