Flatrillquat is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental
swan.
Flatrillquat created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flatrillquat, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Flatrillquat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Flatrillquat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Flatrillquat's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never eat lentils.
3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.