Vaghoglat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate jackal.

Vaghoglat created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vaghoglat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vaghoglat, he will laugh at you.

Vaghoglat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vaghoglat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vaghoglat.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide from green tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the south.