Yimnarflab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited lobster.

Yimnarflab created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimnarflab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimnarflab, she will laugh at you.

Yimnarflab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yimnarflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.