Kadkaploop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent rhinoceros.

Kadkaploop created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadkaploop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadkaploop, she will make you grow a tail.

Kadkaploop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kadkaploop's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never talk about gravity near sharks while wearing cyan dresses.