Nan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Nan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nan, he will turn you into a rock.

Nan's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.