Pomdabhan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest hummingbird.

Pomdabhan created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomdabhan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pomdabhan, he will make you grow a tail.

Pomdabhan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pomdabhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomdabhan.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the north.