Vancepgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient weasel.

Vancepgeb created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vancepgeb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vancepgeb, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vancepgeb's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vancepgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven foxes approach from the west.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.