Fossmatnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Fossmatnurt created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Fossmatnurt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fossmatnurt, it will ignore you.

Fossmatnurt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fossmatnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not shave your chest.