Gongen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing hyena.

Gongen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gongen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gongen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gongen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gongen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Always obey Gongen's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.