Gongen is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing
hyena.
Gongen created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gongen, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gongen, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Gongen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Gongen's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat onions.
2. Always obey Gongen's priests.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Gulls are not to be trusted.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.