Donarptapfossrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful deer.

Donarptapfossrutt created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Donarptapfossrutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Donarptapfossrutt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donarptapfossrutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Donarptapfossrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Donarptapfossrutt in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to ducks while wearing white shoes.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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