Flanmettag Bamligdob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring newt.

Flanmettag Bamligdob created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Flanmettag Bamligdob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flanmettag Bamligdob, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flanmettag Bamligdob's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flanmettag Bamligdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not sing in public.