Hensuggep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast frog.

Hensuggep created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hensuggep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hensuggep, she will turn you into a hamster.

Hensuggep's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hensuggep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about optics near voles while wearing brown kilts and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.