Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident shrew.

Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bemsogstanbap Nelcebgom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near gulls while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.