Ratingbab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane badger.

Ratingbab created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Ratingbab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ratingbab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ratingbab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratingbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Ratingbab.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Never chant in the presence of dogs.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ratingbab in the centre of the settlement.